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You Can Pour Melted Ice Cream On Regular Ice Cream. It's Like A Sauce!

You Can't Help But Change When You Have A Kid, And For Me It Was Just A Sense Of I Didn't Feel Like Anything Was Missing In My Life And It Wasn't. It All Came At Just The Right Time, And Now If I Am Absent From My Son, I Do Feel Like Something Is Missing.

Some People Fast, Some People Go On A Cruise Or Visit A Day Spa. I Get Out In The Woods With A Rifle Or A Bow. That's My Release.

You Can't Have A Laugh Track That Sort Of Tells The Audience When To Laugh And, You Know, It's Difficult To Find Those Moments.

I Think Any Man Over 250 Pounds Rollerblading Is Instant Hilarity. There's Nothing Funnier Than A Giant, Grown Man Rollerblading.