America Is At War. Go Eat A

Just Be Comfortable With Who You Are.

Actors Come Up And Just Blatantly Hit On My Wife In Front Of Me And Don't Even Look At Me.

I Surprised Myself With My Ability To Run. It's Kind Of Like Tippy Toe Running. I Would Not Be Able To Outrun Indominus Rex, But With Enough Practice I Might Be Able To Make It 40 Or 50 Feet Before I Was Killed.

I Have A Pet Lizard Named Puff, Five Goldfish - Named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl And Sandy, An Oscar Fish Named Chef, Two Pacus, An Albino African Frog Named Whitey, A Bonsai Tree, Four Venus Flytraps, A Fruit Fly Farm And Sea Monkeys.

Perfect Sandwich? Two Slices Of White Bread, Mustard, Mayo And A Platinum American Express Card.