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I Have A Lot Of Plants And Fish And A Pet Lizard And Venus Flytraps. I Have A Whole Ecosystem In My Room, Like A Running Waterfall And Different Lights And Sensors Set On Digital Timers.

You Get To A Point Where You Have To Start Planning, When You Cross That Line Where You Have Enough Value To Get Someone's Movie Made If You Attach Yourself To It, You Have To Be Very Thoughtful And Have To Plan. When You're Starting Out, You're Willing To Do Anything.

The Key Is Just To Ignore The Pain, Because Physical Comedy Only Works If You See Someone Get Hurt And They Aren't Actually Hurt. If Someone Gets Hit In The Face With A Bat, Falls Down, And Gets Back Up, It's Funny. If They Stay Down And Their Jaw Is Wired Shut In The Next Scene, It's Really Tragic And Weird. You Have To Pretend It Doesn't Hurt.

Television Is Such An Evolving Medium.

I Think Any Man Over 250 Pounds Rollerblading Is Instant Hilarity. There's Nothing Funnier Than A Giant, Grown Man Rollerblading.