Cats Will Amusingly Tolerate Humans Only Until

In Ancient Times Cats Were Worshiped As Gods; They Have Not Forgotten This.

When A Man Is Tired Of Ankh-morpork, He Is Tired Of Ankle-deep Slurry.

Divers Alarums And Excursions', She Read, Uncertainly. 'that Means Lots Of Terrible Happenings, Said Magrat. 'you Always Put That In Plays.' Alarums And What?', Said Nanny Ogg, Who Hadn't Been Listening. Excursions', Said Magrat Patienly. Oh.' Nanny Ogg Brightened A Bit. 'the Seaside Would Be Nice,' She Said. Oh Do Shut Up, Gytha,' Said Granny Weatherwax. 'they're Not For You. They're Only For Divers, Like It Says. Probably So They Can Recover From All Them Alarums.

The Girls Were Expected To Grow Up To Be Somebody's Wife. They Were Also Expected To Read And Write, Those Being Considered Soft Indoor Jobs That Were Too Fiddly For The Boys.

Young Adults That Actually Read Are Reading Bodice Rippers And Best-sellers And Me. And Horror.