You Haven't Really Been Anywhere Until You've

She Was Already Learning That If You Ignore The Rules People Will, Half The Time, Quietly Rewrite Them So That They Don't Apply To You.

Nanny Ogg Knew How To Start Spelling 'banana', But Didn't Know How You Stopped.

Books Bend Space And Time. One Reason The Owners Of Those Aforesaid Little Rambling, Poky Secondhand Bookshops Always Seem Slightly Unearthly Is That Many Of Them Really Are, Having Strayed Into This World After Taking A Wrong Turning In Their Own Bookshops In Worlds Where It Is Considered Commendable Business Practice To Wear Carpet Slippers All The Time And Open Your Shop Only When You Feel Like It.

All Holy Piety In Public, And All Peeled Grapes And Self-indulgence In Private.

Occasionally He Would Very Nearly Swear.