Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises

Ma-ma Does Everything For The Baby, Who Responds By Saying Da-da First.

Minor Vices Lead To Major Ones, But Minor Virtues Stay Put.

Those Who Turn To God For Comfort May Find Comfort But I Do Not Think They Will Find God.

Many Beautiful Women Have Been Made Happy By Their Own Beauty, But No Intelligent Woman Has Ever Been Made Happy By Her Own Intelligence.

Puritans Will Never Believe It, But Life Is Full Of Disagreeable Things That Aren't Even Good For You.