Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises

Neurotics Always Feel As Though They Were Going Way Up Or Way Down, Which Is Odd In People Going Sideways.

In The Theater, As In Life, We Prefer A Villain With A Sense Of Humor To A Hero Without One.

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.

Children Lack Morality, But They Also Lack Fake Morality.

Affairs Are Just As Disillusioning As Marriage, And Much Less Restful.