Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises

We're Seldom Drawn To A Character We Admire; Only To A Personality We Like.

If You Must Reread Old Love Letters, Better Pick A Room Without Mirrors.

Neurotics Are Sure That No One Understands Them, And They Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way.

People Will Disapprove Of You If You're Unhappy, Or If You're Happy In The Wrong Way.

Anything You Lose Automatically Doubles In Value.