Carry Laughter With You Wherever You Go.

They Can See The Brave Silhouette From Almost Anywhere In The District Of Columbia And Use It As A Compass To Locate Other Monuments And Eventually To Find Their Way Out Of The Great, Gray Federal Wilderness.

Bureaucrats Are The Only People In The World Who Can Say Absolutely Nothing And Mean It.

In This Era Of World Leadership, The Metal Detector Is The Altar And The Minicam May Be God.

We Are Creating A Political Demolition Derby, Not A Presidential Debate. Those Strange Impulses In The American Soul That Have Produced Mud Wrestling And The Gong Show Seem To Have Claimed The National Campaign.

A Sense Of Humor Is Needed Armor.