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Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.

I Never Was Able To Do Karate. That's Calling Me A Good Actor. I Act Like I Can Do Anything.

You May Have Heard That Back In The States There Are Some People Who Are Smoking Grass. I Don't Know How You Feel, But It's Sure Easier Than Cutting The Stuff.

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.