Candy Crowley's Hair Is Perfect!!

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

There Are Days Now Where I Think, "oh Man, That Would've Been A Great Entry," But I'm Putting The Pen Down Until I Clear My Head, Or Think Of Another Book Idea.

Fame Does Different Things To Different People. For Some People It Makes Them A Better Person.

The Very Idea Of Printing My Diary Has Always Struck Me As Completely Superficial.

After Three Straight Years Of Writing, Though, I Definitely Needed A Break To Just Go Live My Life.