Can You Remember When You Didn't Want

The Mistakes That I Made I Made Because I Drank Too Much. I Don't Think That's Going To Happen Any More. Am I Going To Make Mistakes As A Parent? Sadly, Every Day. I'm Looking Around For The Perfect Parent And I Haven't Seen One Yet.

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd Like To Think Of It As Persidential Eligibility.

The Truth Is Libraries Are Raucous Clubhouses For Free Speech, Controversy And Community.

I Have A Very Silly Sense Of Humor. I've Never Laughed Harder In My Entire Life Than Seeing Someone With Toilet Paper Stuck On The Bottom Of Their Shoe.

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name.