Can You Really Put A Price On

I Know That The Pope's Infallible, But That Doesn't Mean He Can't Make Mistakes.

You See, We're America The Beautiful, Not America 'well, At Least She Has A Great Personality'.

President Bush, Have A Hot Dog With Me.

As Shakespeare Said, There's Nothin' Cooler Than Droppin' The 'g's Off Of Gerunds!

My Guest Newt Gingrich Shut Down The Government During The Clinton Administration. I'll Ask Him When It's Gonna Start Working Again.