A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

There Are Times When You Just Get Down, You Feel Like Nobody Likes You. We're In High School Forever. It's Just What We Do With It.

Sure, I'd Love To Help You Out...now, Which Way Did You Come In?

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

Tennis Is An Addiction That Once It Has Truly Hooked A Man Will Not Let Him Go.