Cake And Tea Or Death?

I'd Like To Have Sex With Myself.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

People Still Talk About A British Sense Of Humour, Or French Slapstick Or How The Germans Have No Sense Of Humour - And It's Just Rubbish. I Do Strongly Feel That We Are All The Bloody Same.

I've Wiped The File? .... I've Wiped All The Files? .... I've Wiped The Internet? I Don't Even Have A Modem!

Some People Are Widely Read. I'm Thinly Read.