Cake And Tea Or Death?

I'm Quite Good At Taking In Information So I Voraciously Inhale Wikipedia - Which May Have Some Things Wrong In It, But I Think Is Generally More Information Than We Had Before. Last Tour We Didn't Have Wikipedia. And Then Discovery Channel And History Channel. I Can Take It In And Retain What I Think Are The Most Important Facts.

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.

I'm An Action Transvestite Really, So It's Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees Putting On Make-up When You're Up There!

In The Uk A Lot Of People Don't Like To Try. There's A Different Cultural Thing. Here [in Usa] If You Try And Fail, You Get Up Again And Start Again And Keep Going. People Respect You For It. Even If You Keep Failing, They Respect The Tenacity.

They Say That 'guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People.' Well I Think The Gun Helps. If You Just Stood There And Yelled Bang, I Don't Think You'd Kill Too Many People.