C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just

A Year Spent In Artificial Intelligence Is Enough To Make One Believe In God.

If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was Probably Made In Japan.

We Are On The Verge: Today Our Program Proved Fermat's Next-to-last Theorem.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.