C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just

One Can Only Display Complex Information In The Mind. Like Seeing, Movement Or Flow Or Alteration Of View Is More Important Than The Static Picture, No Matter How Lovely.

Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.

A Year Spent In Artificial Intelligence Is Enough To Make One Believe In God.

Computer Science Is Embarrassed By The Computer.

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.