C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just

If You Have A Procedure With 10 Parameters, You Probably Missed Some.

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

Some Programming Languages Manage To Absorb Change, But Withstand Progress.

In Computing, The Mean Time To Failure Keeps Getting Shorter.

A Good Programming Language Is A Conceptual Universe For Thinking About Programming.