By The Way, I'm Not Just One

Not A Single Time Have We Gotten A Right From Congress Or From The President. We Get Them From God.

I Don't Think We Came From Monkeys. I Think That's Ridiculous. I Haven't Seen A Half-monkey, Half-person Yet.

I Want To Make Sure That Everybody Understands That The Alt-right Is Real. It Is Truly Terrifying, In My Opinion.

I Was In Washington, D.c., On The Morning Show, By The Time I Was 18, Programming A Station By 19, No. 1 In The Mornings. I Think I Was Making, I Don't Know, A Quarter Of A Million Dollars By The Time I Was 25.

Always Remember Where We Come From, How We Got Here, And Who Led Us Into The Warmth Of The Sunshine.