By The Time They're Ready To Be

I Just Wish We Knew A Little Less About His Urethra And A Little More About His Arms Sales To Iran.

We're All Torn Between The Desire For Privacy And The Fear Of Loneliness.

The Only Thing That Really Bugs Me About Television's Coverage Is Those Damn Women They Have Down On The Sidelines Who Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About. I Mean, I'm Not A Sexist Person, But A Woman Has No Business Being Down There Trying To Make Some Comment About A Football Game.

Numbers Tend To Give The Impression That There's More Order In The World Than There Is.

My Own Time Is Passing Fast Enough Without Some National Game To Help It Along.