By The Time A Man Is Wise

The Inspiration Was This Great Group Of 40 Or 50 Relatives, Sometimes For Thanksgiving Or Passover Or Something And My Brothers Would Just Go Up And Make Them Laugh.

I Didn't Rebel As A Child. I Missed That Angry Teenager Thing.

What's So Fascinating And Frustrating And Great About Life Is That You're Constantly Starting Over, All The Time, And I Love That.

In High School, I Was The Class Comedian As Opposed To The Class Clown. The Difference Is The Class Clown Is The Guy Who Drops His Pants At The Football Game, The Class Comedian Is The Guy Who Talked Him Into It.

If You Do Something For The First Time, You Will Always Remember It. If Your Dad Has Something To Do With It, You Write About It.