By 40, All Women Are Amazing.

Having Survived Her 10th London Winter (she Got Through January By Assigning It "international Month," And Amusing Moses And His Big Sister, Apple, 9, With A Visiting Italian Chef, Japanese Anime Screenings, And Hand-rolled-sushi Lessons, No Less), Paltrow Admits That Her Dreams Of Relocating The Family To Their Recently Acquired Residence In Brentwood, California, Are Becoming Ever More Urgent.

I Don't Know Who Decided That Skinny Was More Appealing Than Not Skinny. It Seems Arbitrary.

I Would Rather Die Than Let My Kid Eat Cup-a-soup.

I'm Looking Forward To Becoming Older And Quieter.

I Cannot Function If There Is A Physical Mess Around Me. If Everything Is Falling Apart, I Go On A Cleaning Frenzy.