Buying My Wife A Gun Sort Of

I Sort Of Get Tired Of Myself Sometimes. When You're Busy, Your Life Becomes Relatively Small. But I Don't Really Get Tired Of Talking To Other People.

The Bile Makes It Better. I Am An Information Wasting Machine - 100s Of Words A Day.

Hopefully Standup Will Become Special Again.

You Can't Avoid Pain In Life. It's How You Handle Pain, That's What Defines You.

People Who Have Babies Tell Me I Will Know A Love That Is Beyond Anything I Can Imagine, And A Joy That Is Indescribable. Love And Joy? That Sounds Horrifying. I Have No Way Of Knowing Whether I Can Handle Either Of Those. I'm Much Better With Need And Fear. They Are What Ground Me.