Buy Groceries And Feed Yourself, Even On

There Won't Ever Be A Mass-market Record Industry Again, And That's Fine With Me Because That Industry Didn't Operate For The Benefit Of The Musicians Or The Audience, The Only Classes Of People I Care About.

I Wouldn't Mind Being Taller, Because When I'm In The Company Of People Who Are Absurdly Tall, There's Something About Them That I Can't Help Admiring.

By Now All Rock Bands Are Wise Enough To Be Suspicious Of Music Industry Scum

If The Label Presents Them With A Contract That The Band Don't Want To Sign, All The Label Has To Do Is Wait. There Are A Hundred Other Bands Willing To Sign The Exact Same Contract, So The Label Is In A Position Of Strength

In Terms Of Other People's Perception Of Me, That's Their Business. There Are People Who I Have Never Met But, For Whatever Reason, I Am Certain That These People Are Jack-offs. I've Never Met Billy Joel, But I'm Absolutely Convinced He's An Asshole. I Can't Justify That Opinion, That's Just What I Think. But My Opinion About Billy Joel Isn't Going To Affect Him In The Slightest. In The Same Way, I Am Sure There Are People Out There Who Are Completely Convinced That I Am An Asshole, For Whatever Reason. They Might Even Feel More Justified Than I Feel About My Presumptive Opinion Of Billy Joel.