Buy A Friend; Hire A Lawyer.

There Is A Secret To Investing That Cuts A Path Directly To The Profits That You're Looking For. The Secret Is Simplicity. The More Elementary Your Investment Style, The More Confident You Can Be Of Making Money In The Long Run.

For All The Huffing And Puffing Of The Doubters, A Home Of Our Own Is Still The Rock On Which Our Hopes Are Built. Price Appreciation Aside (and Most Houses Will Appreciate, Eventually), Homeownership Is A State Of Mind. It's Your Piece Of The Earth. It's Where A Family's Toes Grow Roots. It's Where The Flowers Are Yours, Not God's.

A Faithfully Kept Program Of Savings And Conservative Investments Can Give You More Money And A Better Life Than That Of Your Neighbors Who Spend Everything They Get. This Is Probably The Oldest Financial Advice In The World, But There Are Some Things You Can't Improve On.

The Rule On Staying Alive As A Forecaster Is To Give 'em A Number Or Give 'em A Date, But Never Give 'em Both At Once.

Three Reasons Not To Have A [spending] Plan: 1. You're Rich Enough To Buy Anything You Want And Still Have Plenty Of Money Left Over. 2. I Forget The Other Two.