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I Have An Intense Desire To Return To The Womb. Anybody's.

When I Was Kidnapped, My Parents Snapped Into Action. They Rented Out My Room.

I Once Stole A Pornographic Book That Was Printed In Braille. I Used To Rub The Dirty Parts.

When I Naturally Write A Story And I Feel That The Guy Is Sitting Across The Table From The Girl And Flirting With Her... I Think, 'god, That Can't Be Me' Because I'm Just Too Old For That Part. You Need A 30-year-old Or A 35-year-old For That Part. And So I've Given Myself Less And Less Roles.

I Asked The Girl If She Could Bring A Sister For Me. She Did. Sister Maria Teresa. It Was A Very Slow Evening. We Discussed The New Testament. We Agreed That He Was Very Well Adjusted For An Only Child.