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Most Men Are Reasonably Useful In A Crisis. The Difficulty Lies In Convincing Them That The Situation Has Reached A Critical Point

Humor Is An Excellent Method Of Keeping A Tight Rein On Unproductive Displays Of Emotion.

If You Take A Man By Surprise, And Behave With Sufficient Arrogance, He Will Generally Do What You Ask. -emerson

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To Argue Without Knowledge Is Like Trying To Weave Without Thread.