But As For Me: I Must Ask

I Hated Cranberry Sauce, But For Some Reason My Mom Persisted In Her Lifelong Belief That It Was My Very Favorite Food, Even Though Every Single Thanksgiving I Politely Declined To Include It On My Plate.

At Some Point We All Look Up And Realize We Are Lost In A Maze.

Stupid Human Voices Always Ruining Everything.

Do The Thing You're Good At. Not Many People Are Lucky Enough To Be So Good At Something.

Radar Threw His Books Into His Locker And Shut It. Then The Din Of Conversation Around Us Quieted Just A Bit As He Turned His Eyes Toward The Heavens And Shouted, "it Is Not My Fault That My Parents Own The World's Largest Collection Of Black Santas.