Without Pain, We Couldn't Know Joy.

I Just Want The Pleasure Of Noticing These Things At A Safe Distance.

Headline?" He Asked. "'swing Set Needs Home,'" I Said. "'desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" He Said. "'lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks The Butts Of Children,'" I Said.

I've Read A Lot Of Bad Books. I Used To Review Books For A Living, And When You're A Reviewer You Read Tons Of Terrible Books.

Whatever. Great Day. Today. Best Day Of My Life.

Coal Miners Don't Get Coal Miners' Block.