Bush's Memoir Is 512 Pages. To Be

Nothing Says Romance Like Hobos, Martyrs And Decapitations.

I Hated The Summer Jobs I Had When I Was A Teenager. They Were So Mundane And Repetitious, They Deadened My Soul. On The Bright Side, It Was Good Training For This Job.

I Was 15 Years Old When I Was In This Band; We Were Called Stag. We Used To Wear Spandex Pants And No Underwear - We Looked Like Marbles Smugglers.

I Think Comedy Comes More From A Low Sense Of Self-esteem, And I Certainly Have That.

Now That Healthcare Is Guaranteed, I'm Frying Everything I Eat. Fried Food And Cigarettes.