Bush, Sharon, Blair And Rice Are Names

The First Thing That I Learned - And I Understood It At A Really Young Age - Was That I Could Get A Laugh. Really Early. Because My Mother And Father Are Funny.

I'm Not Completely Against Khakis. It's Just The Level That You Have To Wear Them. The Higher You Pull Them, Then More Excruciating It Is.

If You’re Famous, I Don’t — For The Life Of Me — I Don’t Understand Why Any Famous Person Would Ever Be On Twitter. Why On God’s Green Earth Would You Be On Twitter? Because First Of All, The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Make Yourself More Available, Right?

You Never Really Learn Much From Hearing Yourself Talk.

The Only Failure Is Not To Try.