Bush Said The Unemployment Situation Is Turning

Saddam Hussein Is About To Face Trial And George Bush Wants To Execute Him. Not Because Of The War Crimes, But Because Saddam Is Beating Him In The Polls.

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In A New Poll 54 Percent Believed President Bush Exaggerated The Size Of Iraq's Missile Threat. Hey, He's A Guy.

Lot Of People Wondering If John Kerry Supports Gay Marriages. Here's A Hint ... He Gets $1,000 Haircuts.

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