Bus Stops Are Far More Interesting And

People Are Fond Of Using Military Terms To Describe What They Do. We Call It Bombing When We Go Out Painting, When Of Course It's More Like Entertaining The Troops In A Neutral Zone, During Peacetime In A Country Without An Army.

Nobody Knows What You Feel Inside Unless You Tell Them.

The Thing I Hate The Most About Advertising Is That It Attracts All The Bright, Creative And Ambitious Young People, Leaving Us Mainly With The Slow And Self-obsessed To Become Our Artists.. Modern Art Is A Disaster Area. Never In The Field Of Human History Has So Much Been Used By So Many To Say So Little.

If Michaelangelo Or Leonardo Da Vinci Were Alive Today They’d Be Making Avatar, Not Painting A Chapel.

I'd Been Painting Rats For Three Years Before Someone Said 'that's Clever It's An Anagram Of Art' And I Had To Pretend I'd Known That All Along.