Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.

For Me, The Great Problem Growing Up In England Was That I Had A Very Narrow Concept Of What God Can Be, And It Was Damn Close To An Old Man With A Beard.

I Think Humor Is Incredibly Positive, I Think It Is Life Advancing. There's Medical Research To Show That It Improves Your Antibodies. It's All About Sense And Perspective.

Don't Let Anyone Tell You What You Ought To Like.

My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels.

Nothing Will Stop You Being Creative More Effectively As The Fear Of Making A Mistake.