Bring Me The Head Of Elton John

The Sorrow Of The Ira Brighton Bombing Is That Thatcher Escaped Unscathed.

Obviously, It's Designed By Record Company Executives Who Want A Cheap Success, And They Don't Want To Give Money To Anybody And They Don't Want To Give Contracts, So They've Created This World Of Very Bubbly Teenagers Who Want To Be "idols" And They Think All They Have To Do Is Mime Quite Well And They've Made It. ... But It's Not The Problem Of The Kids, It's The Problem Of The Record Companies, Because It's Just An Inexpensive Way For Them To Have So-called, I Won't Say "artists", But Erm...you're Nodding, You Know What I Mean.

When They Bury Me In A Church And Chuck Earth On My Grave, I'd Like The Words 'well, At Least He Tried' Engraved On My Tombstone.

And If I Seem A Little Strange Well, That's Because I Am

All Human Activity Is Fruitless When Pitted Against The Girls And Boys Singing On Pop Television, For They Have Found The Answer As The Rest Of Us Search For The Question. I Will Sing, Too. If Not, I Will Have To Die.