Brb, Ttyl Ok? Wow, I Saved A

Turn Up Your Hearing Aid 'grandpa', Because I'm Only Going To Say This Once!

I'm A Satirist, So I've Got Boxing Gloves On If The Person Is Worthy Of Satire. But I'm Not An Assassin.

John Boehner Chose A Huge Gavel. I Think Somebody's Compensating For His Small Government.

I Like Talking About People Who Don't Have Any Power And It Seems Like Some Of The Least Powerful People In The United States Are The Migrant Workers Who Come And Do Our Work And Don't Have Any Rights As A Result. And Yet We Still Invite Them To Come Here, And At The Same Time Ask Them To Leave.

As We All Know, Reality Has A Liberal Bias.