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Ignorance Is Bliss. Oedipus Ruined A Great Sex Life By Asking Too Many Questions.

It Warps The Minds Of Our Children And Weakens The Resolve Of Our Allies.

Truthiness Is Tearing Apart Our Country, And I Don't Mean The Argument Over Who Came Up With The Word. I Don't Know Whether It's A New Thing, But It's Certainly A Current Thing, In That It Doesn't Seem To Matter What Facts Are. It Used To Be, Everyone Was Entitled To Their Own Opinion, But Not Their Own Facts. But That's Not The Case Anymore. Facts Matter Not At All. Perception Is Everything.

I Believe All God's Creatures Have A Soul... Except Bears, Bears Are Godless Killing Machines!

I Didn't Realize Quite How Liberal I Was Until I Was Asked To Make Passionate Comedic Choices As Opposed To Necessarily Successful Comedic Choices.