Boredom Is Often The Cause Of Promiscuity,

There's Something In Every Atheist, Itching To Believe, And Something In Every Believer, Itching To Doubt.

Things Are Never So Bad That They Can't Get Worse. But They're Sometimes So Bad They Can't Get Better.

Few Women Care What A Man Looks Like, And A Good Thing Too.

We Wake In The Night, To Stereophonic Silence.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!