Bob Hope, Red Skelton, And Eddie Cantor...

I Am Loathe To Get Married Again. I've Been Married Enough; I Just Prefer To Forget It.

Always Remember This: There Are Only Eighteen Inches Between A Pat On The Back And A Kick In The Rump.

I Always Have The Best Of Everything.

I'd Rather Make $700 A Week Playing A Maid Than Earn $7 A Day Being A Maid.

I Did My Best, And God Did The Rest.