Boasting, Like Gilded Armour, Is Very Different

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

I Am Diogenes The Dog. I Nuzzle The Kind, Bark At The Greedy And Bite Scoundrels.

When Some One Reminded Him That The People Of Sinope Had Sentenced Him To Exile, He Said, "and I Sentenced Them To Stay At Home."

The Only Way To Gall And Fret Effectively Is For Yourself To Be A Good And Honest Man.

If I Lack Awareness, Then Why Should I Care What Happens To Me When I Am Dead?