Black Makes Your Life So Much Simpler.

Another Thing You End Up Doing When You Get Older, Is You Spend So Much Time Sort Of Trying Desperately To Keep From Just Looking Just A Little Older. You're Just Constantly Putting Stuff On Your Face And Having Things Removed From Yourself And Opening Up Copies Of "vogue" So That You Can Find New Ways To Throw Whatever Money You've Managed To Save Into The Arms Of Some Doctor Who Has Just Come Up With A New Way Of Lasering Your Face That Feels Like Electroshock And All These Things.

The Washington Press Corps Thinks That Julie Nixon Eisenhower Is The Only Member Of The Nixon Administration Who Has Any Credibility--and, As One Journalist Put It, This Is Not To Say That Anyone Believes What She Is Saying But Simply That People Believe She Believes What She Is Sayingit Is Almost As If She Is The Only Woman In America Over The Age Of Twenty Who Still Thinks Her Father Is Exactly What She Thought He Was When She Was Six.

Consciousness-raising Is At The Very Least Supposed To Bring About An Intimacy, But What It Seems Instead To Bring About Are The Trappings Of Intimacy, The Illusion Of Intimacy, A Semblance Of Intimacy.

You Enter Into A Certain Amount Of Madness When You Marry A Person With Pets.

In The Way That Women Forget The Pain Of Childbirth, Men Forget That They Cry In Movies.