Birth And Death Were Easy. It Was

What Bothers Most Critics Of My Work Is The Goofiness. One Reviewer Said I Need To Make Up My Mind If Want To Be Funny Or Serious. My Response Is That I Will Make Up My Mind When God Does, Because Life Is A Commingling Of The Sacred And The Profane, Good And Evil. To Try And Separate Them Is Fallacy.

The Only Question Is How To Make Love Stay.

The First Time That She Spread Her Legs For Him It Had Been Like Opening Her Jaws For The Dentist.

Red Hair Is Caused By Sugar And Lust.

Survival Is Not Important. What Matters Is How You Survive.