If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have

Life Is Full Of Choices, But You Never Get Any!

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

Charlie Brown Got Hit With A Line-drive!" "does Anyone Here Know Anything About First-aid?" "it's Probably Not Serious... Second Or Third-aid Will Do.

Sucking Your Thumb Without A Blanket Is Like Eating A Cone Without Ice Cream!