Beware The Advice Of Successful People; They

One Way To Compensate For A Tiny Brain Is To Pretend To Be Dead.

As A Fan, I'm Distraught, But As A Cartoonist Looking At New Vacant Spaces In 2400 Newspapers, Well, Behind Me, My Cats Are Dancing A Conga Line.

My Philosophy Is That Every Phone Conversation Has A Loser.

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.

Failure Is A Resource That Can Be Managed.