Between Funny And Witty Falls The Shadow

If There Were A God He Would Want Us To Be Better Spirited Than To Take His Word For Everything.

In A Dung Heap, Even A Plastic Bead Can Gleam Like A Sapphire.

Hold The Newsreader's Nose Squarely, Waiter, Or Friendly Milk Will Countermand My Trousers.

I've Always Had Great Respect For Paddington Because He Is Amusingly English And Eccentric. He Is A Great British Institution And My Generation Grew Up With The Books And Then Michael Horden's Animations.

Compromise Is A Stalling Between Two Fools.