Believe It Or Not, I Was Just

I Know It's Corny - But I Love 'jingle Bells!'

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

I Make Jokes About It, But It's The Truth That I Kind Of Patterned My Look After The Town Tramp. I Didn't Know What She Was, Just This Woman Who Was Blond And Piled Her Hair Up, Wore High Heels And Tight Skirts, And, Boy, She Was The Prettiest Thing I'd Ever Seen. Momma Used To Say, "aw, She's Just Trash," And I Thought, That's What I Want To Be When I Grow Up. Trash.

It's Always Great To Perform At Home In The Good Ol' U.s.a.

You Can't Just Wish To Be A Millionaire; You Have To Figure Out How To Earn It.