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When You Reach A Certain Age, Suddenly There Are Lots Of People Younger Than You, Which Is Really Startling.

If, While Watching The Sun Set On A Used-car Lot In Los Angeles, You Are Struck By The Parallels Between This Image And The Inevitable Fate Of Humanity, Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Write It Down.

I Always Make A Big Effort To Make A Distinction Between What Is Actually Worse Or What Is Just Worse About Not Being 21. Of Course, It's Much Worse Not To Be 21. This Is A Given. But There Are Things That Are Worse.

The First Step In Having Any Successful War Is Getting People To Fight It.

Generally Speaking, It Is Inhumane To Detain A Fleeting Insight.