Being In Drag For Three Months -

With All The Horror In The World And All The Crap That`s Going On, For An Hour And A Half You Go Eat Some Popcorn And Laugh With Your Friends. That`s What A Movie Is All About.

I Was Pretty Much A Homebody; Didn't Really Go To School Dances, Never Went To A Prom. I Was A Bit Of A Loner, A Geek.

I Said, 'ooh, Dad, I Want The Yellow Ones.' He Said, 'where?' I Said, 'right There, Dad. I Want The Yellow Ones.' Everybody Goes, 'those Are Green'. That's How I Knew I Was Colorblind.

They Asked Me Why I Was Wearing Heels, And I Said, I'm Trying To Hide My Ass. They Gave Me A Prosthetic Behind.

I Give People My Heart And My Full Attention.