Being Crazy Isn't Enough.

Christmas Will Always Be As Long As We Stand Heart To Heart And Hand In Hand.

The Words In This Book Are All Phooey. When You Say Them, Your Lips Will Make Slips And Back Flips And Your Tongue May End Up In Saint Looey!

I Don't Like Audiences, I Prefer My Mistakes In Private.

Ninety Percent Of The Children’s Books Patronize The Child And Say There’s A Difference Between You And Me, So You Listen To This Story. I, For Some Reason Or Another, Don’t Do That. I Treat The Child As An Equal.

Whats The Point Of Fitting In, When We Were Meant To Stand Out?