Being Blonde Means People Decide On Sight

There Was A Time When No Difficult Subjects Were Ever Aired In The 'lady', And Sadly, Life Isn't Like That.

It's Very Hard To Self-motivate Without Someone Standing Over You Snarling, Ready To Hurl The Chalk At Your Head At The Slightest Slackening.

Being Blonde, For Me, Means Never Having To Say: 'i'll Have The Honey-striped Half-head Of Highlights For £200,' To A Bored Colourist In A Mayfair Salon, Which Is Much More Satisfying, Not To Mention Cheap.

If There's Anything Worse Than Being 16, It's Having Parents Visibly Reliving Their Own Teenage Years In Your Anguished Presence.

I'd Like To See Women Get On To Boards And Run Companies Despite The Fact That Men Occupy The Citadels Of Power.