Before I Had Children, I Was -

I Get Anxious. That Lovely Jewish Guilt That Comes With Ancestry.

I Like Comedy As A Group Sport.

Honestly, Because It's My Third, I Feel Like I've Been Pregnant For Like Six Years, Seriously.

You Don't Want To Be The First Person To Tell Your 5-year-old, Like, 'you're Going To Have A Life Filled With Disappointments And Letdowns - Enjoy!'

When I First Moved To New York, Someone Who Thought They Knew More Than I Did Said: "you Have To Always Look Like You Know Where You're Going When You Get Out Of The Subway."