I Get Anxious. That Lovely Jewish Guilt

I Feel Like I'm A Drag Queen.

Lord Knows I Had What You Could Call Many Fashion Don'ts In My Day.

I Was A Loud Child, And If My Mother Sang To Me, I Would Be Quiet.

You Don't Want To Be The First Person To Tell Your 5-year-old, Like, 'you're Going To Have A Life Filled With Disappointments And Letdowns - Enjoy!'

I Like Being A Funny Lady. I Think Theres Nothing Sexier Than A Funny Lady.