I Get Anxious. That Lovely Jewish Guilt

If My Time With My Kids Is Shorter Than It Was Yesterday, It's Better Than Nothing.

I Have An Equal Opportunity Womb!

Because You Want To Keep An Air Of Calm And Cool.

I Don't Look My Best When I Wake Up! But I Do Feel Beautiful When I'm Tired And Happy And I've Had A Good Laugh And A Glass Of Champagne.

Honestly, Because It's My Third, I Feel Like I've Been Pregnant For Like Six Years, Seriously.