Beer Makes You Feel The Way You

The Old Shepherd Had Died, Or Got Drunk, Or Got Rats, Or Got The Sack, Or A Legacy, Or Got Sane, Or Chucked It, Or Got Lost, Or Found, Or A Wife, Or Had Cut His Throat, Or Hanged Himself, Or Got Into Parliament Or The Peerage Anyway, Anything Had Happened To Him That Can Happen To An Old Shepherd Or Any Other Man In The Bush, And He Wasn't There.

Beer Makes You Feel The Way You Ought To Feel Without Beer.

It Is Quite Time That Our Children Were Taught A Little More About Their Country, For Shame's Sake.

It Is A Matter Of Public Shame That While We Have Now Commemorated Our Hundredth Anniversary, Not One In Every Ten Children Attending Public Schools Throughout The Colonies Is Acquainted With A Single Historical Fact About Australia.

It Is The Same With Revolution; So Long As The Proper Spirit Is Spreading Amongst Our Young Men, We Are Satisfied That It Spreads Without Bombast Or Parade.