Because Talent Alone Doesn't Make An Artist

Just Then, My Phone Started Ringing. The Ring Must Have Been Damaged By The Water As Well, So Now It Had A High, Keening Note - Kind Of The Sound I Imagine A Mermaid Might Make If You Punched Her In The Face.

She Firmly Held The Theory That Everyone Gets At Least One Very Stupid Superpower.

Don't Get Stabbed. It Makes Everything Awkward.

We Deveauxs Preferred To Talk You To Death, Rather Than Face You In Physical Combat.

Harry Potter Achieved A Very Special Act Of Actual Magic: It Made It Completely Acceptable For An Adult To Carry Around, Read And Enjoy A Childrens Book.