Because Nobody Wanted To Play Bass, I

In The Early Days All I Hoped Was To Make A Living Out Of What I Did Best. But, Since There's No Real Market For Masturbation I Had To Fall Back On My Bass Playing Abilities.

You Might Have A Favorite Book Or Film, But You Can Only Watch Or Read It So Many Times Before You Have To Let It Sit And Then Go Back And Realize It's Your Favorite Still. At Some Point Everything Gets A Little Stale And You Have To Step Away From It.

I'll Run Against The Grain Till The Day I Drop?

Comedians Get Jokes Offered To Them, Rock Stars Get Women And Underwear Thrown Onstage, And I Get Guys That Want To Take Me Fishing.

Daniel Day-lewis Is My Favorite Actor Walking The Planet Right Now. He Never Ceases To Amaze Me.