Because Nobody Wanted To Play Bass, I

We've All Had Our Thing. I Listened To The Monkees When I Was Little Kid.

I Pretty Much Built A Band Out Of The Most Incredible Guys I Could Possibly Find. I Didn't Really Want A Six-piece Band, But It Just Ended Up Being A Six-piece Band Because These Guys Are All Awesome.

You Can't Watch 'dr. Strangelove' With Commercials. That Would Be Sacrilegious.

Comedians Get Jokes Offered To Them, Rock Stars Get Women And Underwear Thrown Onstage, And I Get Guys That Want To Take Me Fishing.

In The Early Days All I Hoped Was To Make A Living Out Of What I Did Best. But, Since There's No Real Market For Masturbation I Had To Fall Back On My Bass Playing Abilities.