Because Most Writers Have Totally Unrealistic Concepts

Being A Writer Requires An Intoxication With Language.

I Enjoy About 1 Out Of 100 Movies, It's About The Same Proportion To Books Published That I Care To Read.

I'd Rather Get A Brain Tumor Than Go Back To Teaching.

Fishing Tournaments Seem A Little Like Playing Tennis With Living Balls.

Fate Has Never Ladled Out Hardship Very Evenly, And This Frequently Trips Our Often Infantile Sense Of Justice.