Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.

Bad Officials Are The Ones Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.

Love Is An Emotion Experienced By The Many And Enjoyed By The Few.

A Broken Heart Is A Monument To A Love That Will Never Die; Fulfillment Is A Monument To A Love That Is Already On Its Deathbed.