Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men

A Life Spent In Constant Labor Is A Life Wasted, Save A Man Be Such A Fool As To Regard A Fulsome Obituary Notice As Ample Reward.

All One Has To Do To Gather A Large Crowd In New York Is To Stand On The Curb A Few Minutes And Gaze Intently At The Sky.

A Broken Heart Is A Monument To A Love That Will Never Die; Fulfillment Is A Monument To A Love That Is Already On Its Deathbed.

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.

Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know What Else To Do, I Seem To Go In For Catching Colds.