Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes A Housefly Is Looking For A Way To Get Out.

Love Demands Infinitely Less Than Friendship.

A Man Reserves His True And Deepest Love Not For The Species Of Woman In Whose Company He Finds Himself Electrified And Enkindled, But For That One In Whose Company He May Feel Tenderly Drowsy.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.