Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

Criticism Is The Windows And Chandeliers Of Art: It Illuminates The Enveloping Darkness In Which Art Might Otherwise Rest Only Vaguely Discernible, And Perhaps Altogether Unseen.

It Is Also Said Of Me That I Now And Then Contradict Myself. Yes, I Improve Wonderfully As Time Goes On.

Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men Merry.

All One Has To Do To Gather A Large Crowd In New York Is To Stand On The Curb A Few Minutes And Gaze Intently At The Sky.